med-dick

today i learnt that gluteal injections should be in the upper left quadrant of the gluteal region (basically butt region) to prevent injury to the sciatic nerve - consequences include paralysis and parasthesia to the leg and foot

what if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can’t afford an education?

To prove a point to my grandma, REBLOG if you SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE.

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tandn:

The “Naked Man” only works 2 out of 3 times

haitianprophet:

Applying for a job

Reach the questionnaire

me - someone just gimme a job man!

did-you-kno:

Source

ma boy!

TSK: Hallucination Buddies

Cranquis: So you say your daughter was saying weird things when her fever was high last night?

Mother: YES AND IT WAS VERY FREAKY AND I THOUGHT MAYBE SHE WAS HAVING A STROKE OR SOMETHING!

9-year-old patient: I told my mom I could see cheetahs coming out from the closet.

Cranquis: Wow, really? Cheetahs?! That's way cooler than what I used to see when I would get high fevers as a kid.

Patient: Oh yeah? What did you see?

Cranquis: I would see green caterpillars crawling on the ceiling.

Patient: Yeah, caterpillars are pretty boring.

Cranquis: Totally.